Allright, this is just a bit of fun writing and is soely for entertainment purposes. ( I don't want to piss other redheads off, I know what they can do ;) ) 

Still had my last blog on the brain when I was discussing my beautiful wife, and her red hair. That also made me think of all they are capable of when hurt, angered, irritated, or... we'll just say very, very happy to stay family friendly. (yes I'll avoid the bedroom talk on this one)

First, I wanted to share some of my favorite quotes posted on this thread.

• "While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."-Mark Twain

• "All throughout history, from Reuben to Robbins, redheads have been recognized as a rare breed. Blondes may have more fun, brunettes may be brainier, but when it comes down to raw energy, creativity, and personality ... you just can't beat a redhead well, you can, but beware ... she'll probably beat you back!"-Redheads Unlimited

• "People who haven't red hair don't know what trouble is."-Anne to Marilla in Anne of Green Gables

Ok, still joking around a bit, but I wanted to let you know. If you are married to a redhead, I feel your pain, and understand the pleasure. I have been married 10 years with my wonderful wife. She is caring, giving, and nurturing.

• Caring = She cares about those around her. She is a nurse and loves to help people. She also cares about feelings which are ultimately heightened in her ike some supernatural diety. If and when you hurt feelings, be prepared for lightning to strike, hurricanes to slam ashore, and earthquakes to destroy the house.
• Giving, aka "Giving a hard time" Yes, she is VERY giving, both in the positive, and in the commonly known "redhead way" She gives everything she is, and trust me that is both scary and rewarding!
• Nurturing, This is a tough one. We have four children together, and she loves us all very much. It is a constant battle in the house with nurture over nature... That war will go on forever I'm afraid, and I know I'll lose.

Redheads are NOT able to lose. It is some spiritual possession that prevents it. Even if you think you've won a discussion, argument, or battle, you have to remember EVERY DETAIL of how you win... because in some way, you lost. You will only know how when you are reminded of it during a future discussion or argument. It's like ammo for the next one..."haha, you... think YOU won? prepostorus!"

Redheads are some of the most beautiful creatures on this planet... Much like a lion. You see the beauty and elegance of the creature, and at the same time, you remind yourself that it can rip your throat out with the wrong look....

THIS is what it is to be married to a redhead. I won't even mention that time of the month :)

Hope everyone enjoyed!