I used to make up jokes for my freinds back in Missouri and they always called them Jim Jokes.  Since my humor (I think) still hangs around, I figured so should the title.  I may edit this blog periodically to add jokes as I remember them or make them up.  Unless otherwise noted or unconsciously stolen, all Jim Jokes are Jim originals.

SHARKBITE:
One sunny day, two sharks were swimming past an empty swimming beach.
One said to the other, "This place has the best buffet on the weekends."

AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY:
Visualize, if you will, a large, white, gleaming rocket, just waiting to take off.  In huge letters down the side of the rocket are the proud letters:

  "U.S.A."

On the bottom in small letters is the text

"Made in China"